You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
I SWEAR BY THIS
When people quote insane Old Testament passages trying to look clever about not being Christian.
-violently does not understand-
I am so glad I am me and not like a handful of the people that I know right now.
what do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?
also Ernest Hemmingway but that’s beside the point
MY KINGDOM FOR A WAY TO KEEP PEOPLE FROM COMMENTING ON MY STATUSES WITHOUT THEM KNOWING I AM DOING IT.
WOULD IT BE THAT HARD TO SET UP AN ‘ERROR’ MESSAGE TO POP UP EVERY TIME CERTAIN PEOPLE WANNA MAKE SURE THEY INSERT THEMSELVES IN MY LIFE.
If I had one wish, it would be that eating any form of potato caused one to lose weight and gain muscle tone.
You know, between having so many incredibly powerful emotions for the people in my life and the soul-grinding discomfort I feel when I accidentally express it, I often wonder if I am a class A psycho.
I wear leggings as pants every goddamn day FUCK WITH ME
Uchihas passing around eyeballs like a joint
Yeah I mean sure I’ll reblog why the fuck not